Misriah Armory Unveils Incredible Modifications for Tesla Cybertrucks with the M67 Bison!

Misriah Armory Unveils Incredible Modifications for Tesla Cybertruck's with the M67 Bison!

Ditching the initial design model of the Tesla Cybertruck, Misriah Armory allows electric vehicle (EV) enthusiasts be more protected and prepared no matter the scenario. With a multitude of upgrades from puncture resistant heavy duty tires, armored up cabin to resist conventual arms, glare-proof windows, and on demand uplink systems the M67 Bison is truly one to finish the fight!

...And the Horse You Rode In On

Starting April 1st 2549, Cybertruck owners will able to purchase a complete M67 Bison kit package upgrade that turns their existing Tesla Cybertruck into a beast! One of the more notable features of this package includes a entire chassis reconstruction with reinforced nanite-titanium materials. Heat resistant fiber optics can withstand temperatures as high as 4,000°F making sure your onboard gauges and systems don't falter in the most difficult situations. Those not looking for that intense kit can ride a little easier with Aero Upgrades instead! 

Rebels Don't Leave Plasma Burns

What's protection without reliable wheels? The upgrade includes 2 full sets of high performance, puncture resistant, and semi-heat resistant rims. Woven with a mixture of carbon fiber, soft materials, and graphene, these tires allow your new ride to get from objective a to z with ease. Tired of the constant glare of the sun, stars, or even an ominous ring? This package also includes revolutionary mirror-edge splitting windows to protect your eyes from ultra-violet light or even plasma!

Off The Rock, Through The Bush, Nothing But Jackal

Like other EV's the internal modifications are nothing but the future! Durable seats constructed from poly-woven foam, machine precision molded inserts, and an proto-type battery processors use solar light to recharge your accessories. Engineered to perfection, the onboard uplink system uses satellite configuration and seamless connection with nearby command centers or forward operations.

The question really is... will we ever meet them?

April Fools!